A Toast To Doorknobs

posted 10 minutes ago + 77,185 notes — via csharp-melodicminor, © makemestfu.net

posted 10 minutes ago + 187,983 notes — via csharp-melodicminor, © ohioisonfiire

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

posted 11 minutes ago + 173,964 notes — via femalebridge, © harrystyies

sorou:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

i don’t like this head canon

OH MY GOD

posted 18 minutes ago + 20,118 notes — via poster-ofagirl, © repeating-serenity

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

posted 8 hours ago + 115,463 notes — via underonebluesky, © alwayslookagain

underonebluesky:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

stop right now

enough of this

posted 8 hours ago + 34,569 notes — via zahhaks, © mowwwg

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

posted 8 hours ago + 30,677 notes — via barbershopping, © mermaidsandmisandry

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

posted 8 hours ago + 246,777 notes — via ilyapasternak, © awesomeastrogirl

posted 8 hours ago + 22 notes — via celloproblems

posted 8 hours ago + 32,849 notes — via barbershopping, © jo--harvelle

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

posted 8 hours ago + 58,799 notes — via barbershopping, © makemelaugh-site

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

drarna:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything