A Toast To Doorknobs
And To Improv and To Casinos in All the Wrong Places
posted 1 year ago + 19,423 notes — via yourkissyourcallsyourcrutch, © leightonswhaletale
andrewjasonjihad:

Holy shit that’s fucking embarrassing.
Fuck my state.



Binge drinking for the win.

andrewjasonjihad:

Holy shit that’s fucking embarrassing.

Fuck my state.

Binge drinking for the win.


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    'MURICA
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    Most sickly! :(
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    Wow you okay Alaska?
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  13. leightonswhaletale reblogged this from leightonswhaletale and added:
    guys, a post I started (not my picture, I just posted it from somewhere else) has over 19,000 notes :o it’s so amazing...
  14. snowyreflections reblogged this from shinypiplups and added:
    I know a lot of people who have to file their taxes and still don’t know how to or don’t ever want to. lol
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    Is it trying to say that state’s is not good at having sex with animals?
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  27. lunalovegoodisok reblogged this from songofsarcasm and added:
    poor north dakota….
  28. shinypiplups reblogged this from missbebb and added:
    Nerdiest state? Okay then.
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